Lesson 1: Comic Basics

Okay, troops... you're not on Kansas anymore... You're on Pandora! Oh wait, no... You're on a nonsensical blog! Anyway, you're here to learn how to make comic books. So let's get started... Oh wait! I forgot to introduce myself! I'm Professor Gerard Phd. (Permanent Head Damage.), and I'm the only teacher here... Anyway, let's get started! What you need to make a comic book:

• Typing Paper (How much? Well, if you want a 4 page comic book, get 2 a4 papers. If you want a 6 page comic book, get 3 a4 papers. If you want an 8 page comic book, get 4 a4 papers. If you want an egg sandwich, eat your paper supply. Get the pattern? Good! By the way, if you find out you need more pages, no sweat! Just get more paper.)


• A stapler with staples (don't ask the shopkeeper for staple BULLETS, cos' he'll freak out and call the police. Believe me, I have experience in that.)


• A pair of scissors (Unless you've got wicked tearing skills.)


• A mighty 2B pencil (Feel the power.)


• An eraser of justice (or the one in your pencil case.)


• Common Sense (I forgot to bring mine.)

My next post will teach you the next step to writing your comic book. Until then, keep brushing your bumble bee's eskimo train!